The Quiz-Whore Quiz1. Hello there, friend. First thing's first. I be needing your name. There are many names in which I go by...
2. So you're an admitted quiz-whore? Interesting. Why is it you feel you must do every quiz in sight?
Because I get bored
3. How common is your last name?
Very common
4. Have you ever wanted to just run around in an empty field, screaming at the top of your lungs and flailing like a five-year-old on crack?
Damn straight
5. How many large knives do you own? Think butcher knife-sized.
I'm not telling you >.>;
6. What colour was the last pencil crayon you used?
Uh... I don't know because I don't draw?
7. McDonalds, Burger King, A&W or Dairy Queen?
McDonalds
8. True or False, Molluscs have closed circulatory systems?
Fact, however some molluscs have open circulatory systems.
9. What do you wish you were eating right now?
Beef Donburi or Mochi Ice Cream
10. Have you ever worn toe socks?
Yes and they feel odd as fuck
11. When was the last time you had ice-cream?
... a week ago
12. How sensitive are your eyes to onions?
Very, I can't even stand to be in a room opposite to the one that an onion is being cut
13. Have you ever touched a farm animal?
Yes :3
14. Have you ever been bitten by anything larger than a horsefly?
Nope
15. What would make you bite someone?
I can just feel like it and do it
16. What is/was your grandfather on your mom's side's name?
I can't remember...
17. Have you ever seen a moose?
Yes...in documentaries
18. Do you have any OCs or FCs? If so, what are they for?
Hmm... I've created a few OCs in my lifetime at high school but I can't remember their names
19. Yes or no?
No
20. How did you lose your first tooth?
Biting into an apple
21. Do you have a favourite type of meat?
Chicken or Beef
22. Ever eaten a rock?
No
23. Do you like seals?
24. Is revenge really a dish best served cold?
Yes... unless you're a pyromaniac and then it becomes hot
25. Can switching to Geico really save you 15 % or more on your car insurance?
My dad IS the Geico lizard >.>
26. Do you own a deck of tarot cards?
No
26. Do you watch any animes? Which ones?
Too many to name
26. Bach and Tchaikovsky vs. Chopin and Mozart in a caged death match. Who wins?
No one I don't like either
27. Unicorns or Literal Seahorses?
Literal seahorses
28. Are dolphins gay sharks?
Dude... they're mammals just like us, aren't fishes and also breathe AIR through a NOSE that is on top of their head. Also unlike us they have sex not only for the pleasure but also to bond with other members of the pod
29. Do you moisturize?
Not really
30. What is your favourite type of cheese?
Cheddar
31. Batman or Jesus?
Batman Jesus
32. Have you ever delighted in setting something on fire, or otherwise watching it burn?
Yes, many times
33. Have you checked the children?
I have no kids and do not wish to have any
34. Would you rather have a goat or an alligator?
Alligator
35. Orange?
Blueberry
36. How many ponchos do you own?
None
37. Have you ever dismembered anyone?
On a game
38. Do you have a favourite type of sausage?
Hotdog
39. How do you feel about wildebeests?
They are very smart herbivors who also have a darker side, so... NEVER MESS WITH ONE
40. What would you do if your mom got "Bieber Fever" ?
Leave the house and move in with
or move off of the island to live with my sister, her boyfriend and my nephew
41. Solve for x. Show your work.
There is no equation given therefore it is impossible as 'x' can be any figure
42. Ever licked someone?
Yes
43. Ever considered becoming a nun?
Fuck no
45. Why aren't you married yet?
Because I'm 18 and don't give a fuck about it also I don't want to be tied down.
46. Ever been caught drooling in public?
Yes
47. Do you know where I may contact the mother ship?
Yes, scream at the top of your lungs and run off the very highest cliff you can find and while you fall wait for them to find you
48. Do you eat you vegetables?
Sometimes
49. Do you like caterpillars?
They're so ugly they're cute
50. Can you tie a tie? What about a bow tie?
I can tie and tie but not a bow tie
51. Where is your mom right now?
In the kitchen
52. What is your favourite flavour of popsicle?
Cola
53. Can you tell me where the wenis is located on the human body?
Yeah its on the elbow, its called the skin there
54. Tea or coffee?
Tea, as long as it's Jasmine Tea
55. Ever wished you had pointy ears?
No
56. How many teeth are there in your mouth right now? Go on, count 'em!
Honestly... I have no idea but around about 29
57. Do you think you could fight a bear and come out the victor?
Probably not
58. If you could grow any style of moustache, which would it be?
I don't want one
59. What do you do when vending machines rip you off?
Kick it so that it gives me a free thing
60. What is the weirdest thing you've ever had in your mouth?
I can't remember
61. Has anyone ever tried to kill and/or seriously injure you?
Nope
62. Would you ever buy a Chihuahua?
YES!
63. Have you ever had anything stuck up your nose? If so, what was it?
Nope
64. Have you ever eaten a glue stick?
I;m not stupid
65. Pie or Pi? There can only be one.
pi